u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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