I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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