I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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