You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I think people are normalizing furries
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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