But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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