so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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