when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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