your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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