Porn is love you can see.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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