i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
