I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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