Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My dad just said "fuck circus"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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