You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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