If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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