no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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