the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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