White coat. Heels.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
