dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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