hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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