they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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