Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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