talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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