No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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