It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
