Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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