with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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