Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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