you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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