Buhtt sex?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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