I hate your face
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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