I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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