hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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