Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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