DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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