Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
the raccoons are back...
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