he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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