The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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