Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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