I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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