they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
