evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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