As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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