It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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