Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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