K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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