I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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