But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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