what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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