i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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