We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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